Hell on Earth: The Seventh Seal

Session 16
  • A new posse member: Soap-Box preacher Brother Geiger jumps into a fire-fight to save Reborners from mutants with the wrong ideas about “The Glow”.
  • Verdell Jackson offers the posse a job: recon the settlement at Butte and see what holding up his dry-goods supplies.
  • Travel by car to Butte
  • The settlement appears empty, save for the church where singing is heard. (strange voices at the gate).
  • Church lights and voices are illusions?
  • The Graveyard: Zombies and a Weeping Ghost.
  • Strange Visions: Wedding Dresses, Suicide
  • Town folk seemed to have suffered drinking irradiated water.
  • Knife throwing ghost in the militia office.
  • Radiation Wraith hiding in the well!
  • The Dead Tree outside of down: Is that someone being hanged?
  • Finding the dead man’s remains in the trash heap nearby…and the voracepede curled up around them.
  • To be continued…
Session 15
  • The Forever-U Inc. clinic level. Encounter with celebrity headcases.
  • El Pistolero captured by errant cleaning robots.
  • The basement level of Forever-U: a military installation.
  • Automatons, Freeze-Dried Zombies, and Headcases abound.
  • Stopping the Surgery, Saving the Happy Hills Children.
  • Delivery made to One-Eyed Phil at last.
  • One-Eyed Phil reciprocates: new wheels in return for saving him from the Forever-U crowd.
Session 14: Forever-U Incorporated
  • Encounter with Ted Turner and Jane Fonda→thawed out heads stuck onto automaton bodies.
  • A Demonic Bargain: Bubba agrees to sell out the Happy Hills Tribe to get what he wants: automatons under his command to take revenge on the Roadkill Boyz.
  • The Pied Piper from Hell: The Happy Hills Children are Captured by the Forever U celebrities.
  • A Shootout at the Overpass, John Tanks Intervenes to collect a bounty on Bubba for the Reborn City Council.
  • Andie: the latest voice in Grimey’s head.
  • Bubba is Put Down with plans for Rehabilitation. (Templars, Boise)
  • Virgil Hicks (Reborn Militia Elite) joins the Posse.
  • Back to the Ruins, attacked by Freeze-Dried Zombies.
  • The Forever-U Celebrity Centre. Seeing Henry Winkler’s infomercial presentation.
  • Grimey’s frightened by Cleaning Robots, shots in anger bring about a star-studded response.

On the Matter of Celebrities: It’s unclear if the posse knows their opposition used to be famous. These people were at the height of their fame almost a hundred years ago. This may be more a joke for the audience than anyone else.

Session 13: Reborn
Just In Case It Wasn't Weird Enough Already...Here's Henry Winkler

—Arrived in Reborn.
—Met with Verdell Jackson. (General Store)
—One-Eyed Phil is Missing.
—Confrontation with Reborn Militia
—Meeting with Nasty Pearl
—Encounter with the Happy Hills Neo-Primitives
—Searching the Ruins for Phil and the “Line-Leaders”
—Encounter with Henry Winkler!?
—Jane Fonda and Ted Turner with Automaton Bodies!?

Session 12: The Road to Reborn
Hitchhiking'll Get You Fleas

—Escape from the Combine.
—Travel on Foot.
—Encounter with the Roadkill Boyz (and Eddie).
—Travel with the Roadkill Boyz.
—Ambushing an RV headed for Enoch.
—The Roadkill Boyz reveal themselves to be Werecoyotes.
—The leader, Mange, seems unstoppable.
—Fleeing north, headed toward Reborn.

Goin' Straight to Hell

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
And the kings of the earth and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men and every bondman, and every free man hid themselves in the caves and in the rocks of the mountains; —Revelation 6:12 & 15

On the Radio:
Commanche Jane: “This is KBAD, badlands radio, the last entertainment on Earth. I’m your Dead Zone diva Comanche Jane. We’ll get back to the music after a sponsored message from Edmont—I mean Enoch’s own Deacon Eugene Armfield. What on tap for today o’ Grand Inquisitor?”
The Deacon: “Shad-up, you mutie-lovin’ whore a’ Babylon! This is my time! Good survivors, I welcome this weekly opportunity to speak to you a’ the evils that walk our world. You may think you’ve survived the apocalypse, but I assure you God ain’t through with us sinners by a damn sight! This is the 11th Hour, the last round in a knock down drag out brawl between our Lord above and the Abominations from the darkest pits of Hell! And still there are those who choose to openly defy the will a’ God and side with the Devil’s minions! The following names have come to me from my agents south of the righteous city of Enoch. They represent a fraction of the traders and merchants known to deal with filthy mutants to collect and sell their wares! “Honest” Ernie Ankerburg, we’ve got our eye on you mutie-lover! Ted and Zola Armstrong, known to sell goods to a group of muties in Lethbrigde that calls ‘emselves the Slashers! ::fades to static"

The game started with a group of wastelanders on the road headed east in a beat-up Buick. They come upon a miserable settlement called Foresaken, wherein they witness a group of gangers running off a band of mutant scavvies, who turn out to be walkin’ dead posing as such to lure the gangers in close. As the feast begins, the wastelanders try and make a run for it, but get boxed in by road debris. They’re forced to fight it out with the walkin’ dead and then decide to scavenge the ruins for supplies.


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